10:00 AM - Oink! Oink! This guy loves his job, but he never expresses it.
In fact, his job is the only life he has. Ignore his nice red piggy bowtie.
..It only serves to mask his inner pain :(
10:50 AM - A week of seeing this guy making art out of excel spreadsheets have filled Tiger and Dog with pity and sadness. Its time for a change!
11:06 AM - Snakes on a plane? More like their coworker better look out for Snakes In A Drawer.
lulz.
11:16 AM - Noooooo!
oink oink
12:34 PM - "Wear these...um, ballin shades."
"You'll be a real stud, trust us."
1:30 PM - "Looks good on you" says the boss.
Awkwardness ensues.
2:46 PM - The Rule is: if you leave your desk on a boring day, you're going to get pranked. Bring on the symphony of faux farts.
2:48 PM - Quick, look innocent for the boss. BCozy stance on...3!
2:55 PM - Seriously? Did you just rip one in the office? Is this how you expect to get a raise?
4:22 - Caught red-handed. Step away from the PC, this is not a drill.
4:54 PM - At least BCozy while you B-In-Trouble!